Monday, September 21, 2009

::Cough:: Jeff Probst Is Gay! ::Cough::Cough::

Button your shirt! Put on a tie while you are at it! Who do you think you are?! You're at an award show in which THE Academy gives out awards - and you won! LOOKING LIKE THAT! Do me a favor, get a real job and fail at it (as if there was any other option). Then you can look back on that time you douchebag'd it at the Emmy's because you thought you were a shoe-in for best Reality Television Host. It kills me to know you are making millions of dollars Probst, it honestly is. Who did you beat out, Tyra Banks and Howie Mandel in your retarded ass category? Well done sir. Congratulations on passing remedial english, er, your stupid ass award.

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