Grinding Follow-Up

Because I'm now slightly embarrassed of my "Public Displays of Horniness", I thought a quick list of things you'd be unfortunate to see someone else do.  It might scar you.  Here goes, my...

Disgusting (Sexual) Displays You'd Be Unfortunate to Witness

1. PDS - Public Displays of Sex - no one needs to see that, no one wants to see that*.  Leave it out of the St. Patty's annex.
2. Lapdance whilst wearing sweatpants - if there could only be one way to disrespect a stripper, this might be it.
3. Teenage Line Grinding - budding pubescence manifesting itself, no thanks.  I'm set.
4. Swishy Pants Math Class Boners - sometimes you just didn't have a notebook to hold in front of you on the way back to your locker...

You'll notice that Teen Line Grinding is not as embarrassing as a Sweatpants Lapdance, but still should be noted that it's slightly more embarrassing than an After-Class Hard On.

Any other thoughts?

*9 times out of 10 it's going to be ugly people anyway.  The one exception to the rule is similar to the woman walking in her apartment nude across the street from Jerry in "The Contest" episode of Seinfeld.  [Random: I know a lot of people consider this episode to be their favorite, but I have to admit that front to back this is one of the better written episodes of all time.  George visiting his mother to see the sponge bathing, Elaine and JFK Jr., Jerry dating the virgin, it's all incredible.]  Like Kramer says, "It's every little boys dream to look out the window and see a naked woman" or something to that effect.  If it's not a pretty sight, turn away my friends.