Sunday, February 13, 2011

Jersey Shore Commentary

After watching what MTV calls Season 2 Episode 20, what I call Season 3 Episode 7, I have a few comments about the Shore cast.  This is the episode where Ronnie breaks Sammi's glasses and JWoww wears the "porn star hot" outfit and gets handcuffed by Roger.

1st up, Ronnie.
Ronnie - this guy is a lunatic.  I read a stupid review in one of BuDaChick's magazines back when they were still promoting the Season 2 Miami episodes, it said something like "Ronnie is a bad influence and needs to leave the cast".  Oddly enough, I actually am buying into that.  This guy is nuts.  One minute he's screaming at her telling her to never talk to him again, and then getting super upset when she does her own thing.  He broke ALL her shit.  For what?  He's a psychopath.  He needs to look into anger management, seriously.

The Situation - Still annoying, may be a little too into himself, but you know what you get.  I personally don't fault him for talking to both Sam and Ron about their fucked up relationship.  Not only is he a roommate, but he lives in the same room as them - when Ron throws Sam's shit, it's in the direction of Mike's bed.

Snooki - BuDaChick just said, "I want to be friends with Snooki; she seems like shes fun, ya know?  She seems like normal."  I like the Snooks.  She's just not as entertaining as she used to be - but she certainly has her moments.  Like when she said the sea is salty because of whale sperm.  Ridiculous.  Pure "Jersey Shore".

Deena - Fits in well, more enjoyable than Angelina.  An improvement to the show.  I've been know to work the "Jersey Turnpike" when in the club.  Face down, ass up.  Ladies love it.

Pauly D - Fairly one dimensional.  He's been the same since Season 1.  This season is dominated so far by Sam-Ronnie, and Sam-Girls in the House, and JWoww-Roger/Tom.  Situation, Pauly and Vinnie haven't been in it too much.  They've been commenting on other peoples drama.

Vinny - Jersey Shore Superstar.  Wasn't sure how he fit in Season 1, now he's the main source of commentary in the house.

J-Woww - Jersey Shore Superstar #2.  Couldn't really see the show without her.

Sammi Sweetheart - I'm actually glad she left the show (at least temporarily).  I'm sick of this shit from Ronnie and her, always yelling.  As annoyed as the roommates are on the show, I'm more annoyed as a viewer that I have to be subjected to this nonsense.  She left like someone who leaves because of a traumatic event SHOULD leave.  Tells everyone quietly, and is gone within the hour.  Ange-fucking-lina in Season 1 was like "I think I'm going to leave", and hung around with her trash bags waiting for someone to ask her to stay, but no one did.  In Season 2 she packed her shit while everyone was out and wanted to make a scene.  She's a piece of trash, glad she's not back.  I hope Sammi returns this season, and if not, returns for Italy.  Supposedly, the two were back together in Seaside for New Years and then broke up again.  I'm assuming this will carry on for a few years.

Closing notes - for those of you addicted to Jersey Shore, which airs on Thursday's (aka Jersday's), I think that the online-only show "The Hook Up" with Kenny Santucci is far superior to "After Hours" with Julissa.  Maybe just because Julissa is terrible.  The difference is that there is no audience, no cheering, and good supplemental questions are asked on the Hook Up.  Highly recommend.  Enjoy.

P.S. - Not so sure how well the Season 4 in Italy is going to work out.  Italian women don't really care for American men, Italian men love American women.  There will be a language barrier, and they're going during a non-tourist season (supposed to start filming in a few weeks).  I can imagine this being pretty lame.

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