My RIGHT to Serve in a Jury?!

Sounds more like a mandate.  Jury Duty is the only right we have as American's that we are forced to utilize.  The goverment wants you to not vote, and they don't really care if you own property until the real estate market goes down the shitter.  I think it's absolutely retarded that our country decided it HAS to take the most ignorant people willing and able to sacrifice a day of work (or doing nothing) for $60 to sit and listen to two different arguments of the same tale to determine who was more correct based on the law.

I'm sorry, aren't LAWYERS or JUDGES most qualified for that task?!

Taliban Top Military Commander, Baradar caught in Joint-Op

Click here to see FOX News spin on it.

I don't know about you guys, but when my bosses are MIA or out of the office for a bit, I'm about 900% more efficient with my work.  Well done U.S. and Pakistani forces.  Way to go.  You just made the Taliban 900% more efficient.  Good freaking job.

International Disasters Give Americans a Self-Esteem Boost

I'm a little confused about all of this nonsense on the news and the blogs and websites about American pride because we help everyone else out when they run into problems.  Our economy is depressed, but you can be happy about the fact that instead of helping you, we're helping them.  See here.

Like, I get it.  We do a lot for other nations, and the world in general, but when we can't even keep our own issues in check, I have a small problem with the media reporting about how awesome we are because we give more to other countries.  Something is wrong with this picture.

Sweet Jesus (and Former Alaskan Governor)!

That's right.  Madame Palin just had her first appearance on the FOX News Network.  See here.

Now, if only I can set my DVR to automatically save O'Reilly Factor to a special "Late Night Spank Bank" folder on my cable box...

Sex Offenders Stay Locked Up!

That's the most terrifying thing I could ever possibly think about.  See here.  I'm totally banking that the next time I sexually offend someone I'll be back out in a few weeks.  This will totally cut into my already lacking blogging.

Was that in bad taste?  Yeah, probably.

DEBATE!!! Health Care

Some people are having difficulty figuring out the debate that is at hand - Public vs Private.  Health Care vs No Care.

I think this needs to be broken down in a way that every man woman and possibly child could understand...

Your health care is a toilet.

Sarah Palin - Let's Get Down to What Matters (UPDATED)

I am sick and tired of hearing all this nonsense about Sarah Palin and her beliefs, and her political views.

I just don't hear enough about how hot she is - because she's hot.

I don't care about her books, or her thoughts that are inside her head.  I care about what she's wearing, how revealing it is, maybe that skirt is a couple of inches higher than her knee than her god intended, maybe that hair let down reveals some kind of Alaskan-American hottie goddess - I don't know, but that's the shit I want to be hearing about.

Really? That's it?!

EXTRA EXTRA - NEW JIHAD CODE

Eh, I guess something is better than nothing.

I Just Don't Get It

I don't.

Affordable health care for everyone - that something I want to buy into.  Or take advantage of.  Either-or.

Not all Democrats are for this health care bill, and not all Republicans are against it.  This is getting confusing.  How am I supposed to know which pole to gravitate towards if the politcal bodies are not aligned with themselves.

I'm not so sure I'm a fan of this "bi-partisan-ship-ness govermenting" that I'm hearing is all the rave...