Sarah Palin - Let's Get Down to What Matters (UPDATED)

I am sick and tired of hearing all this nonsense about Sarah Palin and her beliefs, and her political views.

I just don't hear enough about how hot she is - because she's hot.

I don't care about her books, or her thoughts that are inside her head.  I care about what she's wearing, how revealing it is, maybe that skirt is a couple of inches higher than her knee than her god intended, maybe that hair let down reveals some kind of Alaskan-American hottie goddess - I don't know, but that's the shit I want to be hearing about.


Just so you know, it's damn near impossible to find a full body shot of Sarah Palin that hasn't been doctored in some way so the image above of her on a motorcycle with the American flag seemed like the most legit one.  She's in a skirt and a baggy sweatshirt, but damn, grandma's hot!  Seriously.  I think we need to cover the stuff that matters.

I couldn't care less what her views are, and from what I've heard they're retarded anyway - so why are we bothering?!  The truth is: this broad's hot.  TMZ, get on it mofo's.

Take a look at this image, for a second:

This is a doctored photo, and it's confirmed as such.  Hilarious, yes, that she's by a pool with a gun in an American Flag two piece, but a dead giveaway because the 1/2 of the McCain-Pain-Train is much hotter than that.  Sorry Maverick, take a seat.  Let's take another look at a potential photoshop job, but I want to believe!...

This is probably fake, but if it's not, I've totally sold you on my hypothesis.

Once again my contention is this: Forget about what Sarah Palin is TALKING about, let's pay attention to her looks.  She only wants the attention anyway, and I'm sick of this "whirlwind media tour" nonsense.  I'm hoping for a nip-slip or an upskirt within the next 7 months - YOU'RE ON NOTICE PALIN!

UPDATE:  Take a look at this High School / College picture (probably High School, they don't have colleges in Alaska, just oil derricks, right?) and try to tell me she's not bangable back then.  Some decent genes too, she's held up alright.  This Todd moron must be gone 2/3rds of the year banging INSANELY hot 30-somethings...

*EDITORS NOTE* - Sarah Palin did attend High School in Alaska, but ended up getting a college degree from the University of Idaho.  In 1988, she eloped with her childhood sweetheart Todd Palin because she didn't believe her parent could afford a big wedding - translation, she was home on Thanksgiving break, Todd knocked her up, and 3 months later that had to make it official or she'd really start to show, and that just wouldn't be good for the pictures...

*EDITORS NOTE TO THE EDITOR* - She graduated college in 1987, was married in 1988, so she probably was home for a few months, felt insecure, banged Todd a few times and missed her period for 2-1/2 months, told him she was a good Catholic girl and they had to get married.  That explains why he's never around, and her son was born in 1989 - his name is Track, likely given for the location of where she got knocked up.  Think Fast Time at Ridgemont High, just no dugout.  Bam.

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