Sexy Prayers

So a few weeks ago I am in a CVS Pharmacy, waiting on line in the back of the store to put in for a prescription drug*. Sweet. To my left I see a smaller swiveling book case, and since I'm on the line and bored I decide to check out the crappy religious reading this tower has to offer. Next thing I know, on the third turn, I get to this. So great, I had to take a picture of it. The book to the left is "One-Minute Prayers for Women" and the book on the right is "Anna Cleary Untamed Billionaire, Undressed Virgin". Couldn't have made it up if I wanted to.

*Over-the-counter drugs always annoyed me. For me to get drugs from behind that counter they have I need a note from a doctor. Over-the-counter drugs should be renamed to under-the-counter, or in-front-of-the-counter, or in-the-aisle. Anything but over-the-counter. The drugs I can get over-the-counter, I've never needed to overcome any counter to acquire this product. Maybe there should be tiers of the newly renamed over-the-counter drugs. Next-to-the-condoms, aisle-with-the-laxatives, shit like that is what I'm thinking. ANYTHING but over-the-counter. If I hear "Oh, you don't need a prescription for that, it's over-the-counter" again, I might just snap.