No one bothers you for the 2... 3... 20 minutes you might be spending in there.
Don't waste your time stressing to get back to work. This is a place of relaxation.
Never was a fan of the term BATHROOM, and now I definitely know why someone came up with the term RESTROOM.
Unlike this guy in the picture, I would never, EVER, bring my work into the bathroom with me. Especially not at work! The bathroom is the to the Irritable Bowel Syndromer what the front step is to the chronic smoker - in other words, heaven. Seriously, they get to take 15 minute breaks every 2 hours or so, why can't I go take crap a few times during the day! It's healthier than smoking too!
Since this is the best time of my day, I don't want to be bothered by co-workers I could care less about, let alone hear from them about their stupid families. Sorry, but I don't care. I just don't. If you see me pissing, or notice me going into the stall to take a shit, just leave me out of whatever conversation you were about to attempt to have. Go stand outside and talk to the wall for all I care. I'll play the part and smile and nod on my way out, if that helps...
I don't have OCD (much), but I'll go to the bathroom just to wash my hands and have a few spare moments to myself. It's just the best. Essentially, when you go in there you are getting paid to daydream about better jobs, and have conversations with yourself, or text your buddies. That's right. Those messages you got from me the other day - I was probably taking a dump. DEAL WITH IT.
And with offices so freaked out about health and the flu, and keeping things clean, it doesn't even look like I have OCD (well you know, at least as far as the hands washing goes...). It's pretty sweet, not going to lie. In fact, I'm going to take a little break right now... enjoy these links while I take my afternoon break!
Office Bathroom Etiquette
Workplace Bathroom Rules
Workplace Bathroom Etiquette
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