That's what these thundersticks are - they're for lame fake fans of things that can't be bothered to clap, or cheer. I'll make noise by smacking these things together... THIS IS AMERICA! USE YOUR HANDS!
Unfortunately these things are running rampant. "Fans" love them because they don't have to hurt their hands. Oh, poor you! Let me be perfectly clear. THUNDERSTICKS ARE USED BY LAME FANS WHO ARE FANS OF LAME TEAMS. Only lame teams would sell these things at their venues. Yes, lame friends, let's all bang our coordinated thundersticks together in support of the squadron. I can't think of anything that sounds more lame.
I've never liked these, and have recently noticed them all over the place, but most specifically with the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim fans, and pretty much whoever the Knicks have been playing on the road. Listen, if you want to distract the opposing teams free throw shooters, I'm all for it. That's what a towel, and your titties are for. These things are lame. They're for lame fans who can't be bothered to fully participate so they find the lamest possible solutions to shirk all responsibilities to their inflated noise making balloons. LEARN TO WHISTLE! PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER! YELL! SCREAM OBSCENITIES! Do anything but use these thundersticks, nation please...
*EDITORS NOTE* Please do not buy the Thundersticks as the last HTML Link may have suggested, they're lame.
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