Phillie Phanatic a Commie!!

Listen up you green sack of shit... THIS IS AMERICA!  You take your god dammed hat off when our nations anthem is sung.  I don't care if the singer is ugly, if she's fat, or even if she's tone deaf.  You remove that hat from the top of your head.

Who do you think you are?  Mr. Met?!

I subscribe to the America where you take your hat off and show some freaking respect!  When an officer from our military (flight attendants for the Air Force are still considered to be "working for our military", right?) you get that stupid look off your green face, and put that hat over your heart.  At least turn the hat around and wear it properly man!  This is national television, pull those pants up homeboy!