Big Mac Land To Be Taken Down

In the wake of Big Mac coming out that he took steroids, the Cardinals are removing the Big Mac Land area in their stadium for fear that the Big Mac's acquired from the left field McDonald's stand are also "juiced".

In lieu of Big Mac Land, McDonald's is considering one of the following "land's" to take it's place: Crispy McPujols'Zone or the Filet-O-Whupass Tier.

This is not true.

But this is: Jose Canseco is still alive, and get this, he's taking advantage of a situation.  See here.  I'm more surprised about his reappearance than I am that Mark McGwire has confirmed he has been a steroid user (abuser).

At the end of the day I have to say that I'm impressed with Jose Canseco.  He was a pioneer.  He came out and said he did steroids, circle jerked with the best of that, put it in dudes asses, all way before it was the trendy thing to do so.  He was also one of the first guys to make steroid use in baseball popular.  Wait a second.  That's twice.  Twice Jose Canseco has been a (dare I say) trendsetter.

Okay.  Lesson learned.  Throw money at whatever Jose Canseco does next.  That's the only logical solution. This guy has a knack for knowing the trends, even years in advance.  Give credit where credit is due.  What's next.  Interesting.  I guess we should throw money into emotional breakdowns for current and former athletes.  How do we do that?  Kids, go to college to become a sports-based psychotherapist.  According to the Jose Canseco rule, this thing is prime to blow up in about 5 to 6 years.  Should be just enough time to get your degree AND an entry level job.  Ready?....GO!