W & Jones Reconnect From The 'Hood

I'm watching this Eagles-Cowboys game, and the Cowboys seem assured victory as Felix Jones takes the Cowboys up 34-7.  We KNOW Jerry Jones, the Cowboys owner, is going to be happy about it.  I just never thought in a million years that a former president of the United States of America would give him a pound.

George W. couldn't have related more to African-American's, and America's youth in general, during his presidency if he tried.

Seriously, what the fuck?!  Why is W there?  Why is Jerry Jones giving him a pound?  Why is George W reciprocating?  Why am I the only one that finds this odd?

Did they grow up in downtown Dallas on the street corner or something?  I'm confused.  Did their mothers put excess Q's and S's and La's in their names?

A high five would have been weird, but a fucking pound?!