Jersey Shore Is The Best Show Ever

Seriously, this show is awesome.  I love it.  There are fights every single episode.  Tonights episode (Thurs. Jan 07, 2010) had a few fights, some amazing quotes, not to mention commercials throughout the episode of the cast giving Michael Cera a blowout (they were advertisements for Youth in Revolt, but they were hilarious).

I could seriously watch this show all day long.  Right now Ronnie got into a fight with a guy on the boardwalk, and let me just say, that guy totally asked for it.  He got fucked up and he should have.

Snooki managed to get hit in the face AGAIN.  That particular chick battle yielded two great quotes:

1. Vinny was referencing these girls who started the fight with Snooki, calling them white trash.  Then a garbage truck shows up and he says "Your ride is here."  Excellent.

2. Pauly D (in reference to "Snickaz" getting punched in the face a few different times) said that Snooki needed to take karate lessons or "at least learn how to duck or somethin'."  Amazing.

This show is great.

The one thing that is getting old is that Sweethart Sammi gets retarded-ly mad about the dumbest shit.  The toe?  Who cares what your toe is like.  Ronnie did push her, but at least he didn't threaten to choke a bitch.  She was being idiot goading the fight, and "A Wayne Brady", as I call it, was more than warranted.