Sunday, January 31, 2010

How 'Bout Somethin' Like Tha Matrix?!

Right now on AMC (which, oddly enough has become one of the better television channels out there - odd because it used to be all black and white movies, now the "Modern Classics" rock the shit) is The Matrix Reloaded.  The Matrix is one of my favorite movies.  It's got everything I want in a movie.  Keeps me guessing, just enough action, and I think it's a very excellent story.  To go from that movie, to the dance/sex scene in Reloaded is possibly one of the worst transitions ever.

I'm not prude, but 12+ minutes of dancing and simulated sex was retarded, and nothing that us Matrix fans want to see.  The whole "gathering" was retarded too.  I was watching both The Soprano's, and the beginning of Reloaded until the gathering began, and Morpheus yelling to the crowd is one of the worst things ever.

I think that Reloaded was filled with too many things.  Upgraded agents, older programs, those ghost guys, the Zion council.  It was just too much.  I consider the original Matrix a separate entity when compared to Reloaded and Revolution.  And when comparing the latter two, I consider Revolutions the better movie.  The action in Reloaded is great, but it was overcooked.  That's all I got.  But watching Reloaded on TV made me completely change the channel.  Retarded.  DANCE ZION!  Dance so the machines know we are here!  Riight.  Like I said, retarded.

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