Sunday, January 24, 2010

Cheating Doesn't Get You Far...

Well, that's not entirely true.  According to this article [See Here, AND HERE], the Chinese are once again up to their old antics.  Cheating is entirely acceptable (apparently) if you are backed by a cheap, volatile and communist nation.  The Chinese are notorious for sending out 12 year olds for the Summer Olympic Gymnastic teams.

Minimum age is 16, and each year the Chinese send out flat-chested and hairless 3'-7" women to compete.  Problem is that these "women" are probably about 14.  It's not because they shave, or are naturally small boobed, it's because they just got their periods the week before the Olympic trials.

The Chinese continue to cheat in various manners, now their marathon runners are flagging down cabs, and nothing is being done about it.  I think it's entertaining, I'm honestly not offended.  I'm a little offended that these cheaply-made-Chinese bastards think that we're all unintelligent enough to no realize, but other than that I think it's very interesting.

Think about it, think about YOUR friends.  There is always one friend who can get away with anything.  Bad behavior (whether drunk or just themselves...), bad attitude, needless spending of money.  Everyone has this friend, and no one knows how to get through to them.  Something is wrong with them, and we all have to just let them do their crazy shit so that they don't try to murder us.  That's what China is to the world community.  We need them, we kind of like them, but they're certifiably insane.  Let them do whatever the fuck they want, because I don't wan to deal with that whorish aftermath.  No thanks.

There you go China.  That's what it is.  Quit being such douches, play fair, and continue to lose, except this time you won't be cheating.  Same result.  No one likes you.  We're all just terrified of you!  Just like our weird friends no one knows how to tell that they're still in Facebook limbo - can't accept them because they're crazy, can't reject them because they're lunatics and can't handle rejection like most normal human beings!  That's you Chinese.  That's you.

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