Also, I could use a God loving Super Hero wielding a lightsaber...
Enter Bibleman, and the Bibleman Team. Are you fucking kidding me.
I'm flipping through some channels today, and I come across this nonsense. Seriously, what ever happened to the good old fashioned way of getting kids to like God: Fear? Now there's a new and even more diabolical way of turning kids to Christ - want to have cool weapons, and wear cool costumes? Come get you some Jesus!
These, are the NEW adventures, of BIBLEMAN!!! Not only are they adventures, they're also fantastic ways to brainwash your children, and a spectacular method of propaganda. Seriously, I cannot stand this shit - it's more offensive to me than most things I've experienced in this world.
Here is some Bibleman info from Wikipedia. Willie Aames, best known for being the douchebag friend of the douchebag Scott Baio on Charles in Charge, and slamming a door on VH1's Celebrity Fit Club plays Bibleman. I can watch this and I know I'll be okay, I just feel bad for America's youth that don't know any better. Listen to Spider-Man kids! "With great power comes great responsibility." Now that's a message I can get down with. Where are you at on that Jesus? Bibleman versus Spider-Man, Spider-Man all day everyday. That means spiders are better than bibles, bam.
You can't get the full effect of this trash from simple pictures and write ups. Take a look at some videos. The videos should be embedded below, but in case they aren't there is a list of links below. According to my waist-belt of truth, everything should work nicely:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EIS5_kpS4c
[Bibleman Link 01]
[Bibleman Armor Sequence]
[Early Opening]
[MUST SEE: Bibleman Discussion - Love that Salvation]
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