Where Did They Go? Tara Reid

Once the hot chick from American Pie, then the hot chick from American Pie 2, then the hot chick from National Lampoons: Van Wilder, then the bimbo from Wild On! Featuring Tara Reid, then the bimbo from Taradise.  She's had one wild ride, but where is she now?!

We forget Tara Reid used to be hot, and we also forget that Tara Reid used to be the "parties too much Hollywood socialite".  She has since been usurped by Lindsay Lohan, but that's also why Tara needed to get botched surgery to stay in the limelight.

So where did Tara go?  Is her hotness gone for good?  Is her poor choices of plastic surgeons gone for good as well?

If you wanted to see what kind of a hottie/mess she's turned into in the past few years, you'll apparently soon get your chance in an upcoming Playboy.  She's grown up a lot, so much so that she's comfortable(?) posing for Playboy.  I don't know.  Maybe it's just me, but I think you do Playboy when you're young and crazy (and hot), not old and wise (and ugly).  Personally, I will be googling the intranet for scans of the mag.  I have no interest in paying to see this nastiness.

Lets take a look at what Tara has done (just for kicks) since the days of the earliest hotness I can remember:

• American Pie (1999) as Victoria 'Vicky' Lathum
• Body Shots (1999) as Sara Olswang
• Dr. T & the Women (2000) as Connie
• Just Visiting (2001) as Angelique
• Josie and the Pussycats (2001) as Melody Valentine
• American Pie 2 (2001) as Victoria 'Vicky' Lathum
• National Lampoon's Van Wilder (2002) as Gwen Pearson
• Devil's Pond (2003) as Julianne
• My Boss's Daughter (2003) as Lisa Taylor
• Knots (2004) as Emily
• Scrubs (2003-2005) (11 episodes) as Danni Sullivan
• Alone in the Dark (2005) as Aline Cedrac
• The Crow: Wicked Prayer (2005) as Lola Byrne
• Silent Partner (2005) as Dina
• Incubus (2006) as Jay
• If I Had Known I Was a Genius (2007) as Stephanie
• 7-10 Split/Strike (2007) as Lindsay / Lil Reno
• Senior Skip Day (2008) as Ellen Harris
• Clean Break/Unnatural Causes (2008) as Julia McKay
• Vipers (2008) as Nicky Swift
• Land of Canaan (2010) as Amy
• The Beautiful Outsiders (2009) as Unknown
• Last Call (2010) (post-production) as Lindsay
• The Fields (2011) (post-production)

Well done sir (ma'am).  Other than My Boss's Daughter and Scrubs, this is a list knee deep in shit.  Other notables PRIOR to American Pie in 1999 are Saved by the Bell: The New Class, The Big Lebowski, Touched by an Angel, and Cruel Intentions.  For shits and giggles, lets take a look at some hot Tara Reid pictures, and I'll also be sure to throw in a few mess pictures...