First - I'm sick of all of this dropped sponsorship non-sense. I'll say it again, Tiger will rise like the Phoenix from his own ashes, but it's looking like it's going to be a lot later and take a lot longer than I originally believed. If he's not playing golf, and he's staying out of the public eye, why would advertisers want to keep paying him? It's a financial thing, and they'll be back on the bandwagon as soon as it's trendy again.
Second - I've had sex on Ambien, and it's a fucking trip. Personally, I think he should have been doing all this freaky shit with his wife, but good for those hookers of his who got paid like 15K a month to screw him sometimes. Well done ladies. Entrepreneurs!
Third - It's going to be a while. Tiger hasn't said much since the incidents first happened and they're still finding shit, so I have to believe that this is going to be a while. Like longer than 12 months. Maybe even in the 18-24 month range until he returns to the public eye and/or returns to gold. It's likely his wife is going to divorce him which is going to fuck up his brain, he'll need counciling, he'll hit rock bottom, then he'll come back with a fury and we'll all want to be on the bandwagon.
Fourth - the best thing about golf is now gone. Consider this a boring sport once again. Talk to you later Tiger, we'll miss you! Also, your hookers/lady friends look a little loose, so you may want to get tested...
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