If you are a sex offender and were getting all tight pants'd by the thought of little dressed up kiddies coming to knock on your door ready to give them roofied treats and naughty tricks, think again! Especially you Rob Corddry- Larry David's Seder will have you, but not Whiteside County.
Just when you thought it wasn't safe to let your kids go around random neighborhood's alone with ther unaccompanied minors, I regret to inform you that you were 100% correct. It's totally not safe. According to this article for Whitside County, Illinois, the county Sheriff is having a tough time getting a "passing percentage" to show up at a mandatory "anti-kid sex" meeting. Thirty (30) of the one hundred and seven (107) registered sex offenders in the county have shown up - that means seventy seven (77) are still MIA and are able to hand out candy without going through this seminar.
Watch out kids, there's not candy in that belt-high box! BuDa-Nation, this is something that needs to be addressed with urgency - like yesterday. Who holds a meeting about anti-sex offending on Halloween night for Halloween night? It honestly just doesn't make sense. Maybe October 30th next year...
All but two sex offenders on probation were at the meeting. Now deputies will check on them and they could face a parole violation.
Wait - you are telling me that the 30 who had to show didn't even have a 100% attendance?! These Whiteside County kids are as good as fucked, or inappropriately groped at best....
Let me just say this before I go... how are you going to call yourself a sex offender and WANT to attend one of these meetings? What kind of a loser are you? This is the high holiday for sex offenders - kids come to you! You are going to waste that day voluntarily showing up for this meeting?
"We've got people coming in and calling today that are registered sex offenders that are not on probation, that are not required to be here, but want to come to it," added Wilhelmi.
Bitch please. You're better than that. Well no, you're not better than that. But c'mon dude, what is your angle here? Brownie points and an in with the Sheriff for the next time you try to diddle a 7 year old Superman-wannabe's anus? NICE TRY! BuDaMan's on to you!
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