It's Halloween Bitches - Get Your Inner Slut On

I just don't know.  I really don't.  How did Halloween get so skanky?  In the end, these are just things that you don't question.  You accept them blindly and see what happens.

Halloween is a Paegan holiday, and I don't know how the "Festival of the Dead" spurned children to go door to door and demand candy for fear of the "trick" retaliation.  But my childhood was all about Halloween.  Halloween has apparently had a few stages as I've progressed through life.  In my earlier years, Halloween was a fun night to dress up and play "People" for the entire day - at school, in the evening, and procuring free candy.  Siick.

This phase lasts through most of elementary school and then as you move to Junior High/Middle School you come out of the "Halloween is cool" phase.  While moving away from your traditional Halloween activities, you still try to procure candy.  In lieu of ending your night by 8 or 9pm and counting candy, your night now continues with shaving cream, and, if the cops didn't already take them from you, eggs.  Shaving cream battles would commence in the streets, and all fun was to be had.  Instead of costumes and bags of candy, kids wore all black, a scary mask, and a backpack to carry the paraphernalia.

As you move towards college and your late teen/early 20s, Halloween celebration takes on a newer, sexier, kind of following.  I have never spent so much effort on my costume's as I have in recent years.  You don't want to do something stupid, you want it to be smart, and fun.  A few years ago I was "Cloud with a Chance of Rain".  I carried a water bottle and sprayed people while I had cotton around most of my body.  This year, for the second time, I was Peter Parker in transition to Spider-Man.  It's easiest for me, and I've received some positive response.  A few kids at the door said "Nice Shirt!"

But Halloween now is all about the ladies.  How slutty can I be?  How big can I make my tits look?  There is some sort of illusion that you aren't yourself on Halloween.  I won't correct them - I'll celebrate them!  Let's take a look at some of this year's skanky outfits that sluts might be wearing at a party near you...

And with this, I will leave you one final image - hi-yo!